BALLS!

BALLS!

A boy discovers BALLS at an early age
The boy grows older and drops his BALLS
And girls are all the rage
But relationships are fraught with climbs and falls

The boy grows up and becomes a man
As women seem more complicated
He prefers beer from the can
With BALLS again he’s fascinated

He watches BALLS on the TV
On video and in magazines
And talks BALLS constantly
Both night and day it seems

Because I hate football
And hearing about it constantly
You’ll know from having read it all
That this boy was never me!

Pre-World Cup 2002