A CUP OF COFFEE TO START THE DAY.

A CUP OF COFFEE TO START THE DAY.

Put on the immersion, put on the kettle,
Make a cup of coffee, run the bath,
Relax in the bath with the cup of coffee,
Once the coffee cup is ¾ empty, or ¼ full,
The cup should float, just!

Sitting upright, place the cup floating behind you,
Wash yourself and your hair carefully,

If when you’ve finished there is some bath-water in the cup,
Take the day with caution.

If when you’ve finished the cup has sunk,
Go back to bed.

If when you’ve finished there is no bath-water in the cup,
And no coffee has left it, go out and conquer the world!