A Walk In The Park.

A Walk In The Park.

I like a walk with my four-legged friend
To enjoy the sunshine is what we intend

Doggy sniffs for ages the base of a tree
My, that must be an interesting pee!

I meet a nice lady ‘your name is?’ I ask
She’s gorgeous but I won’t sniff her arse!

While chatting about the state of the weather
We’d failed to notice our dogs getting together!

With blushes and panic ‘stop it!’ we yell
My chance of a date has just gone to hell.

Thanks doggy!