I wish I was you, but I'm so glad I'm not

Any mirror opportunity
Any chance to dress up
All occasions, all places
Apparently off limits to me, sorry no spaces!

I want you to avoid you, I'm terrified my eyes will one day meet yours.
Although I will continue to stalk you; this is my guilty, disgusting addiction.

When the wind airbrushes your mannequin legs
and illuminates your long nylon highlights
and generally flatters your physique in the sunshine
everyone else can be beautiful, in the meantime.

Without you in this world gorgeous, there would be no drama
It's the girls like you who make me believe in karma.