Just Do It

Profess the white race to be evil and inferior, ignoring the fact
millions of Northern men enthusiastically died in the Civil War to free
the slaves? Worship literary hack-work like Achebe and Vedoya as long
as it's described as "multi-cultural?" *Just Do It* Go to work and
torture my soul and mind to make tacky figurines that silly old woman
will consider "cute?" Sign over my American-born freedom to be ruled by
manager monkeys with very poor taste in fashion? *Just Do It* Come home
and let myself be brain-washed by glib and morally odious programming
like "Friends" and "American Idol?" Spend my hard-earned money on an
unnecessarily large house, an unnecessarily fancy car, and expensive
trips to exotic cities full of the same junk souvenir shops as every
other tourist city? *Just Do It* Accept that everyone is equal and
democracy is the best form of government? When voting, do so based on
nostalgic sentiments like "working class solidarity" or "traditional
American values?" Assume that modern society is superior and will last
forever(never mind that Everest is melting)? *Just Do It* What if I'd
rather create my own art-forms, use the economy only for my own simple
needs, and assert my own political sovereignty as a thinking, modern
man? *Just Killed Him*