Shit Creek Tourist Board

Hello and thank you for visiting the Shit Creek Tourist Board web site. Please take your time to visit each section and discover why millions of people visit our mysterious Atlantis.

About Us

Shit Creek is steeped in history though we don’t know what that is. We have no specific date of when Shit Creek evolved but we do know it’s one of the worlds most visited enforced holiday spots.

The most fascinating fact about Shit Creek is that it has never had a sign showing the location, yet not one single person has failed to find us! Isn’t that just amazing?

We undertook a recent online survey asking visitors to tell us how they managed to find Shit Creek without the use of Sat Nav, a map or a compass. The three most common answers were;

1.       Quandary – 67% of respondents said when they found themselves in a Quandary they knew they were within touching distance of Shit Creek

2.       Loss of Paddle – 23% of respondents said they always instinctively know they’re up Shit Creek when they realise they haven’t got a paddle.

3.       Home – 10% of respondents said Shit Creek has always been home for them.

Things to Do

There are so many things to keep you occupied here at Shit Creek. Here are just a few of our suggestions;

1.       Indecisive Day – Spend a day with your fellow ‘Creekers’ where you compete for the best indecision of the day.

2.       Story Telling – gather round the campfire and fascinate your fellow tourists with your tale of how you came to be up Shit Creek

3.       Most Miserable Bastard – The MMB award is a prestigious one so be prepared to meet some very talented doom mongers as you try and outbid the competition with your dark thoughts.

4.       PARTY NIGHT!! – But but how is that possible we hear you ask! Well we admit that no one comes here happy but we try our best to make your miserable existence more comfortable with our famous party night where our world renowned cocktails get you drunk quicker and help you get to a more desperate state.

Here are a couple of our most popular unique cocktail drinks;

1.       Soul Crusher – a mix of false hope and broken promises served with bitter fruit

2.       Concrete Feet – Choc based thick sludge special leaves you stuck in middle of nowhere

How fab do they sound!       Whaddya waiting for?!!!

Costs

Apart from the differing levels of descent into depression everything is free! We never close, you can stay as long as you want and park where you like!

Welcome to Shit Creek home of indecision and resignation.  We hope your stay is a miserable one.

©JMcN2013