Closet father.

CLOSET FATHER.
sneak

Always choke the monkey -
before a red hot date.
You need to be prepared -
should things degenerate.
It's no good being too horny.
You'll come before you start.
Pretend that you are sensitive.
Don't swear, get pissed or fart.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Even if she's not.
Ugly can beautiful,
and she's all that you have got.
Beneath the battered mantelpiece,
the grate is just the same.
Her smouldering distractions -
will fan your waning flame.
Always wear a condom,
and a splash of aftershave.
Sex should not be smelly,
or lead to an early grave.
Remember son your duty,
you'll reap just what you sow.
There is no chance of pregnancy -
if you just go with the blow.
I hope these words have helped you.
Your mother made me talk.
Now are there any questions?
The bitch is due her walk.
'Well actually, there is dad'
It's a boy I'm taking out.
I didn't want to shock you -
but you've left me little doubt.
You're openness is welcomed.
Have you anything to say?
''Get out, you fuckin' Homo!''
'No son of mine's a gay'
Such a narrow minded tosser.
I leave and don't look back.
Over insecurities.
But still under attack.

sneak