zen

You need to calm the fuck down.
Get a little more zen.

Does it really matter?
Will it really change your life in any perceivable way?

Do you need that?
Do you want it?
Or do you just think you do?

So just stop fucking stressing out; stop goddamn whining.

Have a biscuit.
Have some tea.

Have some soft drugs.
Have some hard drugs.

Get on your back.
Have a snooze.
Have a shag.

Get some air.
Get some perspective.
Get out of here.

Because I really don’t care.