The Notary Swings the Cat

Elvis has left the building.
The notary swings the cat.

I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
Bring me the head of John the Baptist.
No shit Sherlock.
The revolution will not be digitized.
The revolution will not be analyzed.
The revolution will not be memorized.
The bear came over the mountain.
He who laughs last laughs longest.
Bought for love and sold for a pittance.
Unfit for human habitation.
Lickspittle scuttlebut.
The cold executioner's dawn.