Freebirds 3

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Jack.

A cigar is always a cigar unless it's a Cuban cigar.

The table was nicely dressed like a US Flag. On the one side was a potential Navy Seal. On the other side, Barbara.

"What is your name?"

"Rien."

"What is your current occupation?"

"CIA. Counter-intelligence unit."

"OK. You're in the middle of a forest and you need to get home, but you're totally lost. Two gorgeous blondes, you see. One always tells the truth and the other always lies. How do you phrase a question to one of the blondes in such a way as to get home?"

"I'm dreaming and I've told my mother a lie."

"Have you taken this test before?"

"No."

"But if you had to ask a question?"

"I'd kill them both."

"Why?"

"Because one of them is a mole and I don't want to commit a sin of omission."

"You've passed the test."

"TY Barbara. It's just that, I don't have any other place to go."

"You are an asset to our country."

"What is my first mission?"

"Kill Steve."

"Why?"

"He's selling nuclear secrets to the Middle East."

"Why?"

"Because he can."

"Understood."