I ask forgiveness of God

God forgive me a long list of sins,

purge me of the sins I committed because I was IGNORED:

these sins being:

being REALLY obnoxious,

making stupid, adolescent jokes,

generally moving around and acting like I had something to do when I had no clue what I was doing,

obessively wanting to flirt with women,

making unpleasant comments as to spoil people's moods when they were especially happy.

Lord, make me one with you,

do not let me be fooled by the beautiful one with no personality,

wash me with the linens of your spirit

and put me within your fold so I may lounge in your greenest fields.

Lord, the second reason I was evil

was because I was curious what it meant to be Evil.

They all seemed to have great fun and not give a damn about others.

The deepest misery in me wanted to be accepted by Evil.

Soon, the waters ran dry...

I became the butt of a joke,

alcohol and wine tasted less smooth

So I sought the most expensive and unattainable drinks...

I wanted to live a short live and live merrily, but I found myself

dying Lord,

having no breath,

loving another's tragedy

and lusting after his jewels.

What good was this Lord?

Your waters run deepest into my soul...

I enjoy hearing about other people's problems

although it puts me to sleep at times...

I did not know that so many people had suffered so much

and in such a boring and useless way.

Instill within me a pure heart

that I may see you Lord,

and not desire this fleeting and heartless world.