Korean American Comedian 2

Hello everyone. I'm back again. The Korean-American comedian. IS there anyone out there?

"Do you eat kim-chi?"

Yes, I eat kim-chi. Actually kim-chi was my first love, spicy, chewy love. I use to sleep next to kim-chi.

"Fucking weirdo. Stop being so fucking polite."

Excuse me, why do you have to be so rude?

"I paid good money. I just wanta laugh. I don't find politeness funny, jerkoff."

Really, anyway, I loved kimchi and slept with her everyday.

"Who else did you sleep with?"
No one. Just porno magazines and cigarette butts.

"Did you fuck the cigarette butts?"

What kind of question is that?

"Did you?"

I tried, but I got snuffed. Actually, I fucking called a dirty number on the phone, one of those $2.99 a minute places, and i pretended to  a horny dog.

"Then what happened?"

I had phone doggie sex and she charged me extra for pretending to be a dog, a gratuity charge.

"That's fucked. That's kinda funny. kid. It's sick but kinda funny."