MOSSAD 4

i think she is waking up.
she sure slept for a long time.
do you think she would make a good comrade.
it's too early to tell.
are you sure she is a Jew.
yes, we've checked all the records.
being a jew doesn't guarantee anything these days dough.
she's a good jew.

Trisha opened her eyes and a woman with very delicate features was smiling at her.

how do you do trisha.
i feel extremely happy.
that's good to know.

Trisha looked into a mirror. She was a blonde now. She hated those dumb blondes, but she still looked beautiful she thought.

She drank some water and looked around.

i dreamt that i was a confused american on an ego trip.
most americans are that way.
really... i never really thought of it that way.

would you like something to eat
yes.
she ate some kosher hebrew hot dogs. they tasted delicious.
so it's the americans, english and the jews against the rest of the world?
you can think of it that way if you want to but it's a very racial way of thinking about it.

may i have some wine.
yes.
the wine tasted delicious.
i was put on LSD, wasn't i?
yes.
i don't want to be a killer anymore.
granted.

A male interviewer came in:

please have a seat.
yes.
what do you know about Gabriel?
well, not much. He desires me, I think.
are you sure you are not projecting your desire for him on him.
why would i desire him.
what is his relationship to satanism.
i don't know. all i know is that he wanted to join the CIA.
he has called the CIA the central idiot agency and the FBI the federal bureau of idiots.
well, he's very angry.
what do you know about his relationship to pagan religions?
I didn't know that he had any.
do you know anything?
well, I know that he was interested in Buddhism and i was supposed to seduce and then kill him.
and did you?
i felt pity.

don't be so harsh on her. she was fooled. he's got to be a british spy. it's the only sensible answer.

we have a gift for you.

Percy walked into the room. He was smiling lightly. They kissed.

Percy's blonde hair almost seemed alive. Trisha was so happy, so unbearably happy inside that she wanted to cry and for once she did.

je t'aime. (I love you.)
moi aussi. (Me too.)
you don't have to kill anymore. they asked me to kill you, Trisha but I just couldn't.
you were in the CIA?
i joined because life bored the fuck out of me.
we're all fucked.
why did they ask you to kill me.
well, they said that Gabriel was your lover and I just lost it.
Really?

She grabbed his jugular and pressed and Percy lost consciousness.

men.

so what is my mission?
you are no longer a entry-level 0 killer.
you are now level 5 spy, you gather intelligence in the media department.
i analyze the media "text" and decode language structures which are codes for assignments, appointments, secret handoffs etc.
you catch on quick.
you must take 2 years of French at Harvard and study Hellenic culture under Gregory Nagy.
Harvard, it's the most anti-humanistic institution in the world.
and you are a humanist?

thank you.
you're welcome.