A Pet 5

the catog returned home late again and the daughter was watching him. he went over to drink his chocolate milk. he licked and licked and licked 'til all the milk was gone like a thief. he was a korean man now and he started to clean the house as quietly as he could so he would wake no one. he swept the floor and he was about to continue when the daughter stopped him.

can you teach me math?

yes.

what's this.

a pythagorean triple 9, 40, 41. the egyptians used the pythagorean triple in order to use floods to irrigate their crops.

really.

i think so.

how do you know so immediately.

40+41=81 which is 9 squared.

a squared = b+c

only when odd.

when even?

a squared = 2 (b+c).

6 squared = 2(8+10)

only good for the SATs when finding answers quickly.

TY

the daughter thanked him and then went back to sleep. the korean man kept on cleaning and cleaning til there was nothing more to clean. there were some shoes and sneakers that were falling apart. those he put back together and glued on the parts which were bad. he inflated the flat balloon. then he was about to fall asleep when he saw a painting of hepaestus and aphrodite. the painting made him very sad and he began to cry hard, hard tears falling and rollercoasting down his eyes. he was so very sad and then he prayed to God that he not get so horny at random times but his biorhythm was all off key and bonkers and all. he did not know why he felt attracted to the daughter and he prayed bout that too. he fell sleep in the corner and slept the dream of death.