Silence of the Lambs 1

-What is it?

-It's Kimiko.

-What the fuck do you want? Why'd you drag me out of solitary confinement?

-I need your help.

-Why should I help you?

-I can get you some cocaine and mescaline.

-Small prize for my help.

-You've killed and eaten over 400 people. There's really not much I can do.

-Can't I be saved?

-Not by me, only God.

-God has condemned most of humanity to hell.

-With good reason.

-Kimiko, what troubles you?

-There's a UVA girl who has gone missing. There is no trace of her.

-Was her hair feathered?

-Yes.

-She was a virgin, wasn't she? A drunken virgin. Her father raped her when she was 15.

-I don't know.

-Isn't that why she always went out with black men, to get back at her nigger-hating father?

-Her name. It's Gloria something.

-How do you know?

-God tells the Devil what he needs to know. God also commits sins of omission.

-Who killed her?

-Tell me a little more about her. Surely you know more than murder.

-Inside of her vagina were 4 feathers.

-Feathers. Duck Feathers.

-Yes. You lied to me. You told me that there is no trace of her.

-Dr. Lieu, I work for the FBI, not the Truthyness Committee.

-Tell me about yourself Kimiko. Tell me about being ignored at UVA. Tell me about how you worshipped that one professor and you agreed with everything he said and about how one day, he laid his hand on your vagina and about how you hated him and how you hated men and decided to become a lesbian.

-I hate men. I decided to become a lesbian because I despised men.

-You're such a bore.

-I'm not here for your entertainment.

-Get me some peyote and some tortilla chips with sausa. I can't stand the prison food.

-Yes.

-Ever look at a dollar bills. There are feathers there. Freud speculated that Leonadro was a homosexual because he had a dream about a bird's tail tapping in his mouth. There are feathers there too.

-What's this obsession with feathers?

-You're the one who mentioned feathers.

-Continue.

-You ever just want to rape a guy, stick a dildo into him and just make him feel sick inside like a raw egg?

-Dr. Lieu, when you ate that Princeton woman, did you feel any sense of shame?

-I think that all psychotics think that what they are doing is completely normal. If anyone was in their shoes, they would do the same thing.

-Dissociation.

-Seriously, do you think Hitler thought he was doing anything out of step with European history? Inidividuals have been trying to unifiy Europe for ages and ages and they've always needed a scapegoat. Criminals like me simply scapegoat individuals, not groups.

-What was your victim guilty of?

-Stupidity. Also, she accused a male Asian student of sexual harassment and rape when he was not guilty of either crime.

-That's why you ate her? Isn't that rather a extreme reaction?

-If you KNEW all the shit that people accuse Asians of doing... we are the New Jews and the Jews were scapegoated and so are we?

-One minor crime does not cause another major crime.

-BUT if you want them to stop, you must make your crime CLEAR.