Silence of the Lambs 4
By Steve
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-Dr. Lieu, do you want to help us find those who murdered our daughter?
-What is my prize?
-Is that all you care about?
-Yes?
-A beauty contest, then you are the ugliest man alive.
Kimiko - Let's stop with the ad hominems.
-Technically we are not involved in an argument.
-We should have given him the chair.
-He was given the chair and he survived.
-You can thank the military for that. They trained me to endure great pain.
-He did some work in North Korea.
-Yes, the US military completely deserted me and left me alone in North Korea. I had no food and the North Korea burned all the farms around me. I was starving so I ate some of the villagers who were outcasts. The towns thanked me for getting rid of him and then, they started to ask me for passports. So I made passports out of human flesh.
-Is this true?
-The FBI denies anything that Dr. Lieu says.
A cockroach crawls onto the table and speeds along the edge. Kimiko smashes the cockroach with her bare hands.
-Incest? Dr. Lieu asks.
-Incest?
-Insect?
-Oh?
-Death wish against the brother or father?
-I never committed incest, Dr. Lieu.
-Let's just turn the lights off on this son of a bitch!
-He has helped us catch all the serial killers since 1980.
-Can you help us?
- Why should I help a charming woman like you?
-Are you hitting on my wife?
-Yes, but I'm not fucking Russian supermodels.
-Kill him.
-Murder is the right word.
-I thought you stopped screwing Russian supermodels.
-I'm not the one on trial here.
-If I'm on trial, then why are you asking for my help?
-I hate the way he looks at me, such piercing, Fascist eyes.
-You mean an athlete's eyes.
She looked at him strangely for a while.
-I'm sorry.
-Was that an ad feminam?
-Who murdered my daughter?
-Have you ever seen a vulture eat the dead?
-No.
-What do you know about Leonardo Da Vinci?
-He was a painter in the Renaissance.
-What is he talking about?
-He is talking about Da Vinci's painting of The Virgin and Child with St. Anne.
-You're one stupid upper-class woman.
The husband punched Dr. Lieu as hard as he could.
-If you could have seen what I have seen.
-Does he feel any pain?
-We're not quite sure.
-Can you please help us find the murderers of our daughter.
-Four rednecks on a truck. They take the girl into the wilderness and rape her and then ritually kill her under the harvest moon then bury the body.
-What are their names?
-The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The husband takes a knife and stabs him in the arm.
-My blood will flow with the velocity of angels, darkly minted.
-What are their names?
-Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
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