Ugly Steve and His Gang 3

i learned my trade in africa, working with my golden companions, me the the yellowest bastard in the whirlled, they took me in as a stoleaway, taught me rap and brainwashed me, told me the truth of the white man's burden, and conscripted me to work in the conflict diamond mines along with them. i learned how to look at a diamond, to spot the rare gems and hold it inside of my asshole and then crap it out in the can and hold it all night long like a lover while the whirlled turned, in a general hospital, like the young and the restless. over time, i was able to steal a great number of diamonds and my companions and i shared those diamonds, stole the machines to refine and make diamonds and soon, we were gone with the wind, to America, the land of the free, New Hampshire. now we are making a diamond necklace with the exact specs of this diamond necklace. then, we will return the our newly made diamond necklace to Jared. we decided that this was the moral thing to do. it takes hours and hours to cut the diamond into shape and me and my companions are very hard workers. there's Squeeze, who's as cute as a button, he shines it up real nice. there's Doctor Nacho, who knows all the specs. There's me. we work day and night making the new diamond necklace, a perfect replica.