Tools of the Trade

A hacksaw:
quite a useful tool.
Strong enough to cut a man in two.

A hammer and spikes:
they can't call it lies and tricks
when they're mounted on their own crucifix.

A vise-grip:
enough to make a hard man gulp
as he watches another's head turn to pulp.

A simple knife:
let's see him tell a joke
after I use this to slit his throat.

A big old gun:
where's the fun it that?
You aren't close enough to hear the blood go splat!