Barbie Girl

“Make me walk, make me talk,
Do whatever you please;
I can act like a star,
I can beg on my knees.”

Perfect influence for the 21st Century lifestyle, babes. I’m one in a million others, just like me. I’m your toy. Come play with me.

“You can brush my hair,
Undress me everywhere.”

Anything you want, as many times as you want it. I’m your doll, honey. I’m all yours. You tell me you love me and I’ll entertain you for hours. I’m your dolly. I’m your bimbo friend. I’m yours. Life is your creation

“You can touch, you can play,
If you say I’m always yours.”

And you love me. You love me because I’m a doll. Because I’m the perfect woman, made to be sexy; long legs, fake boobs, blonde hair, perfect smile. I’ll show your kids how to get by with a body and a smile, just like mine. And that’s all they’ll ever need.

“Life in plastic; it’s fantastic!”

What can I say, baby? Looks like I’m still perfect, after all.