Birthday Wishes

Birthday wishes

To the brother, moobed up, with ample charms

To the mechanic with the dwindling arms

Fight the ageist oppressors

Lay down arms with your forebears

They said it was only three, in the story, but I know better

There were four

The first cub was a bit simple, and,

As was normal in those days of yore

They kept the poor bugger in the attic

Goldilocks was actually a dwarf prostitute

That daddy bear pimped out

But, once again, I digress

Today is your Birthday

Hip, Hip, Hooray

49 is the new 48. So don’t feel old

Imagine a world without webbed feet. Crazy, I know…

How would frogs cope?

And don’t forget the circus folk with flippers for arms

Won’t somebody care for these people?

You could! It would be your present to the world

We’ll call it “FOUNTAIN”

Freaks Of Unified Nonsense Turnip Angle Iodine Neil

What could be clearer

As founder, you can take as many wives as you’d see fit

Just as long as their face fits into a blind man’s clog

Have a HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Dearest BROTHER.