Cardinal Chunda

Cardinal Chunda

As we walked home, my girlfriend and me

A very strange sight we did see

A mad bastard jumped out without any clothes

And continued to pull the hairs from his nose

As we looked on in horror, it was then we did see

Him undo his flies, he proceeded to pee

He looked down shocked, his eyes were strained

He forgot to take it out and his trousers were stained

He threw them off without a care

His stained, soggy trousers flew through the air

Then he bent over, his body inverted

Parted his cheeks, and his finger he inserted

He got up suddenly, staring at me

Me and my girlfriend got ready to flee

But, then we realised who was emerging from the mist

It was Cardinal Chunda, and he was pissed.