Hi! I'm Billy No Legs

Stumpy!

Is that what you called me?

Well! Can you touch your toes, without bending down?

No! I didn’t think so

Can you say your nuts drag on the floor?

No! I didn’t think so

Who needs legs anyway?

Not a bus driver

He sits down all day

I sit down all day

My cheeks are my legs

Though, I don’t suffer from piles

My mum calls me “lanky”

Stupid cow

She’s not a cow, in the sense that she has udders and a bell

But, in the slang term

Stupid…