"Love Hurts."...(An Alternative Fifty Word Story)

An alternative fifty word story.

Love Hurts

The doctor stood in front of his nurse, suppressing the need
to laugh.
In all his time at the clinic, he had never seen something so
exotic appear inside someone’s X-ray.
Now laughing, blatantly. “Try not to cut him, extracting that
thing, nurse Jones.”
Cleaning its’ cage whilst naked, indeed.