Ode To My Commode

Ode To My Commode

Oh! Lovely commode

Commodie

Commodue

Commodah

Rah! Rah! Rah!

Sis Boom Bah

So near, yet so far

I do love your wear

Oh! Beautiful chair

How I do care

For your ripened coconuts.

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Owed My Commode

Oi! Sunshine, where's what I'm owed ?

My gorgeous, scrummy commode

Give it to me now

You stupid cow

Before I suck the eyes from your sockets

Sexy parts

Ooo... Jam tarts

And apple carts

And, so to Mr Strong, down at the local circus

You're a damned rotten egg.