Teenage Trouser Tourette's

Teenage Trouser Tourette's

This morning there was a stirring

In my trousers it was ocurring

I think you know to what I am referring

Teenage Trouser Tourette's

In the classroom, whilst I was working

As I sat there, it came lurking

Like a cotton trouser gherkin

Teenage Trouser Tourette's

As the teacher called me toward her

To write my name inside the border

Of the blackboard, I ignored her

Teenage Trouser Tourette's

With a mind of its own, next to my leg

In my head, I did plead and then beg

That, no one would see this twitching tent peg

Teenage Trouser Tourette's

So I prayed to the heavens, and to our God

To make it go down, as I did plod

But it got worse, like a pulsating divining rod

Teenage Trouser Tourette's

Her demeanour became suddenly disjointed

As I stood there, everybody pointed

For, my trouser leg, I had anointed

Teenage Trouser Tourette's