My Weekend With Theodore Roosevelt

"Arn't you that guy?" I inquired.

"Which guy?" He inquired

"You know, that guy in the wheelchair"

"No, that was my father, Franklin"

"But he was born roughly thirty years after you!"

"Oh yeah, I'm always getting him confused with my father James Roosevelt"

"No, that was Franklin D. Roosevelt, do you even know who you are?"

"I'm that guy on the mountain newst to all othe other guys."

"Yes, thats what I thought, your father's name was Theodore"

"I thought that was my name,"

"You are metal!"