The Peruvian Journey

There once was a man from Corfu
Who didn't once go to the zoo
He didn't see lamas
Or cats in pajamas
Till' he went on a plane to Peru

Then he got to the airport and said
I've got seventeen hats on my head
And he went crazy knittin'
And dressed up a kitten
In clothing to be worn in bed

And he ran through the terminal door
For he sought the peruvian shore
Then he saw a farmer
Who was herding a lama
And he said blimey, gosh, golly, cor