The Story of Terry Dactile Vol. 2

Terry was strolling down the street when he saw the incontinent phantom moaning horribly and urinating on the pavement. 

"Would you please stop making a mess of the nice, clean pavemet, you filthy little critter and sod off" Terry said politely

"Oh OK" said the incontinet phantom and dissapeared.

Terry spotted his friend Craig beckoning toi him from across the road.

"Do you know that you've got pterodatyl wings growing from for sholder blades?"

"HOLY SHITE!!" roared Terry in shock at the relisation of the pterodactyl wings on his back and ran off down the road, whimpering to himself. As he ran faster his wings (which he had no control over) took possession of him and flew him through the window of a chocholate factory'.

He landed in a sea of molten chocolate and sighed to himself.

"Oh hello, Willy Wonka" he drawled to the Willy Wonka lookalike (who wasn't Willy Wonka) who's tour of the factory Terry had just intterupted. 

TO BE CONTINUED