Granny Paradox, The

The Granny Paradox 4-9-02

Bubbles builds a time machine and flaunting Einstein's Special Theory
of Relativity, which she grabbed off an old Wheaties box top, proceeds
to squirm through a wormhole back in time to her Granny's parents cozy
Florida Condo, circa 1958.

Prima Donna Bubbles, bored by her existence and being far too
melodramatic to off herself in the usual, pop-a-pill, slash-a-thrill
play, Q-leap's her way into her 17 year old darlin' Nana's living room
where she is over-dosing on the idiot box and Leave It To Beaver.

"Hooray, hooray, just my play!", hums our Bubbles, excited by her
Relative Concept and the sight of her dear not-so granny-like Nana; in
that place, of that time, with no Bubble's Momma bopper to feed.

"Oh my dear Granny, O'Granny, now this is uncanny" sang bubbles as she
proceeds to draw from a Black nylon belt sheath with reinforced liner
and color Hibben patch a 8 5/8" one piece stainless steel Hibbing
throwing knife with a high tensile cord wrap especially weighted and
balanced for Bubbles' delicate girlie-like grip.

Raising the gran-away, to above and behind her still-not-a-bobbin'
steady noggin, our effervescent bopper let fly with the sharpie toward
the braincase of the unaware harpy, also known as her beloved Nanny,
Granny O'Granny.

A rosy cheeked Bubbles a-gawkin', sorta like kiddies a'squawkin' when
being treated at the Dairy Queen, commenced to doin' a twisty motion,
just a "then and there notion" with her delicate girlie-like
wrists.

Sorta sayin' and maybe playin' this grannicide to a tee, she chortled,
"Woosh baby Woosh." and espied the target-

Bubbles enjoyed the trajectory.

She could see it clearly, this seer, believer, time travelling deceiver
and, as if in slow motion, watched as the knife was about to plunge
deep into her dear Granny's....

Bubbles builds a time machine and flaunting Einstein's Special Theory
of Relativity, which she grabbed off an old Wheaties box top, proceeds
to squirm through a wormhole back in time to her Granny's parents cozy
Florida Condo, circa 1958....