Paul.

By Maxine Jasmin-Green

Sat, 23 Nov 2013
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Paul.

 

Paul was walking the dog, he did a poo (the dog) Paul had just picked it up in a bag, then suddenly out of the blue, from behind him a young lad, age about 12 on his bike snatched it out of his hand, and sped off with it!

 

When he told me I text all on my phone! My Manager text back, “Penitence” I replied, “Yes, but usually it happens years later, this was instant”!

 

My neighbour said, “I hope he opened the bag with his friends with him.”

 

My Cousin text, “Wonderful”!

 

Brother replied, “I would love to have seen his face when he looked in the bag”! Wouldn’t we all!

 

Niece said, “Why would he want to nick poo?”

 

Many people hoped he put his hand in it!

 

I hoped he took his stolen loot to his bedroom, and then opened the bag!

 

I wondered if he said, “Oh shit”

 

I hope he’s learnt his lesson! It serves him right! Ha Ha.

 

He gave many a good laugh!!!

 

I bet he told no one! 

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Comments

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

I love your neice's comment!

 

Submitted by Maxine Jasmin-Green on

So do I ! At first I didn't get it, then she re-text me to say, "Ha ha"  for indeed, why would he nick such a thing!

I'd forgotton to also add, another person, after she and her Husband had, had a good laugh, text me back to ask if Paul had been hurt, I said "No, for the lad only wanted to steal something of value," so my Husband wasn't hurt in the mugging of his poo (the dogs poo) .

There is another lesson here to be learnt, and that is for this lad, if he sees someone walking their dog ...... dont grab the poop bag!