Caveman

The possibilities for women and men to misunderstand each other are
endless and could be funny in an absurd kind of way if one was not
involved oneself?

Caveman has a simple structured personality when it comes to the female
species:
#1:If the female he wants is around and he has time and strength enough
and the hormone level is right, he just wants to get as close to her as
possible (inside her is best), release his biologically caused stress
and go to sleep afterwards.
#2:If she is not around he puts his feelings on the shelf or any other
place he thinks useful ( a toolbox would be handy?)and saves them for
later. Impractical things like unproductive longing are just a waste of
energy needed for really important things like competing with other
members of the male species or killing an elephant.
He will find nothing missing - that is if he has an opportunity to
level his hormones regularly and feels the woman is his save
possession.
#3:If not he will try and get her (back) by impressing her with all his
male qualities ( a loud voice, a heroic deed, a strong smell, a big
wallet or a shelf set up in 5 minutes).
In this he needs to succeed quickly because without immediate success
(getting the woman in the cave and proceeding as mentioned in #1)he
loses interest and goes off to chase another representative of the
female species or does
#4:In between trying to drag women into his cave, by the hair if
necessary, he needs "time out" from all the exhaustion caused by
everything mentioned in #1-3. Time out is best spent either hunting
something which is not as hard to get as a female (deer/fish/lions and
tigers) or socializing with other cavemen talking cavemen topics in
cavemen language or sleeping.

Caveman's life would be easy if it was just about #4. His biologically
caused need to find the right balance between #1-4 gives him a hard
time and weren't it for the hormones, he could just not be
bothered.