The TV is shit

We are ambulance chasing lawyers for you

Have you had a prat fall at work or in the street?

Well here is your chance to make big money for us.

We are no win no fee, because we do this shit for dumb bastards like you on mass

Off cause the fee will be a high percentage if we win

Buts it’s still more money than you d have without us

This beat chasing the ambulance.

Flick…..

George Osborne here again, “stay at home mums, public service users and employees

It’s your fault the countries knackered not mine and my caring sharing big society party”.

Flick……

Woonga.com were not thieving wankers exploiting the poor and desperate

We are nice Muppets like your gran who want to help out

We are like family really and not heartless money grabbing trolls.

Flick……

I, am Simon Cowell star of omen 3 return of the antichrist

You have no power of intelligent thought let me tell you what to like

Your vote and options only count to pick out meaningless pop crap

I love being a condescending prick should have been an Mp

Off……..

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