Prolitarian Shopping

What I want today is something to eat, something that doesn't
require a lot of time in the kitchen, in fact I want something that
doesn't need a kitchen.

How about this? Okay check the budget, like okay that's cool. Look
here, fresh vegetables; shall I take a shopping car or maybe only a
basket? Never mind I'll just carry it like this, what's this? Corned
beef, from Argentina no less. I haven't had that in the longest while.
I'll take two, and some oranges as well. My, my Heinz Baked Beans,
heaven!

I quite like how this Super is built private like, my own place no
prying eyes, no sirree!

Have to be careful of my suit, I don't know what kind of people they
have doing the cleaning these days maybe they have the refugees doing
it for nothing. They are all the same, capitalists, everything for
nothing.

What are you looking at? Let's see, what will I get now? Huh, that
won't do, my hair is all mussed. I'll have to give it a go, there,
that's better, what luck that the combs were just hanging there!

What about a glass of wine white or red? Doesn't really matter with
corned beef I'll have the white please; it's not at all
expensive.

Forget the wine I'll have a few cans of beer, Jesus, it's cold, why do
they have to have it so cold? Don't they know that bier is best when
it's not too cold? "Too cold tastes like piss too warm makes you shit!
" The best way to drink bier is straight from the bottle. Cans are
lighter, easier to move you know.

Now that's it then, time to go, "what is it, will you please get out of
my way!" What do you mean, I have to go now, got to eat you know, I'm
off.
Leave that, this is an expensive suit I'll have you know, Can't have
people putting their dirty mitts all over it now can I? If you damage
the merchandise you'll have to pay. No I don't want to talk to the
manager. I'm off.

"Pity about the corned beef but at least I have the bier and it's just
the right temperature!"

I always wear this suit to shop at the Super the pockets are so
deep!