Whilm and Wux

We are a species obsessed by whilm.

Look under ‘W’ in the dictionary, between While and Whim, and you’ll find:

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Whilm –

Adverb –
1.

(interrogative) Used to introduce questions about quantity

Whilm is it?

2.
Used to introduce indirect questions about quantity

Do you know whilm it was?
Do you know whilm it will be?
Do you know whilm it is?

Conjunction

1.In what quantity

He never told her whilm he loved her.

Pronoun

1.Whilm was destroyed by the bombing?

Noun

1. The cost

I don’t care about the how or the what, just tell me the whilm.

Derived terms –

Whilmever

Whilmever I have, it never seems to be enough.

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But whilm is so much more than just a word. Whilm is a throbbing pain in our heart. Whilm is a shadow hanging over us. It’s the thing we’re constantly worrying and thinking about every day.

Whilm do I have? Whilm do I earn? Whilm do I weigh? Whilm sex am I having? Whilm do you love me?

We worry that whilm other people have is more than whilm we have.

If only we could think about Wux instead but most people don’t even know what it means.

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Wux –

Adverb –
1.

(interrogative) Used to introduce questions about purpose.

Wux is my life?

2.
Used to introduce indirect questions about purpose

Do you know wux I was?
Do you know wux I will be?
Do you know wux I am?

Conjunction

1.For what purpose

They struggled for power but they never wondered wux they wanted it.

Noun

1. The meaning.

I’m searching for the wux

Derived terms –

Somewux

I have to find somewux because my life seems empty.

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If only we could stop worrying “Whilm do you love me?” and instead wonder “Wux is love?”; stop worrying “Whilm do I earn?” and start pondering “Wux is money?” then perhaps we’d start realising
just whilm life can mean and whilm good we can really do.