My Mother-In-Law

My mother-in-law is a tall, gootchie woman
If she finds me looking at her daughter
She’ll throw me out of the window
And I fall and break a leg
Sometimes I might even die

My mother-in-law keeps an eye on the girl
If she caught her talking to a stranger
She’ll spank her on the bums
And lock her in the room
And I being the stranger hit the road

What difference does it make
To fall from an eight storey house
Or to fall from a nine storey house
To hit the ground

My mother-in-law keeps all rules at home
And I fear to think of all good things
I’m messing with my cool
I’ve lost this whole world
More than I could ever miss a girl

My mother-in-law sticks right to the law
And I can’t even step outside the door
I’m scared to death
To stir in bed
Coz I caught precisely in a trap

What difference does it make
To fall from an eight storey house
Or to fall from a nine storey house
To hit the ground