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StoryThe Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant hadley211 years 9 months ago
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StoryOn Brussels Sprouts and Other Erotica hadley212 years 11 months ago
StoryNaked Under Foreign Skies (Sestina) hadley513 years 4 months ago

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Wreckage

By hadley on Wed, 16 Feb 2011

Your storms churned Tossed the ship of my life To lie wrecked On the rocks of your reef. Your island, distant Bare and unfriendly Unredeemed by human habitation Just the sea-teased flotsam.
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Some Assembly Required

By hadley on Mon, 14 Feb 2011

Those were the days, of course, these days are rubbish in comparison. Everyone knows that.
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

The English Cheese War

By hadley on Fri, 11 Feb 2011

“It seemed the very cheeseboards of our souls were all atremble!” So said Plenitude Bosom-Frontage, back in the early days of what was to become the English Cheese War.
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

Official World Fondle A Friend Day

By hadley on Wed, 09 Feb 2011

As you may have noticed, today I am wearing my besequined librarian-fondling hat and sheepskin fetish mittens.
Humour
Story
Certificate 15

The Greatest Conspiracy

By hadley on Mon, 07 Feb 2011

For many people, quite possibly the most famous conspiracy in the world… ever, is the now infamous Stoat-Beguiling Incident that took place during the night of March 18th 1976 at Bridgnorth in the W
Humour
Story
Certificate 12

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