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On Receiving One’s First Brace of Sex Spatulas

The first time a putative young pervert first gets his or her hands on their very first set of sex spatulas can be a very heady (if they are very lucky) experience indeed.

Applied Fresh Cream Cake Perversions

We are all - by now, I’m sure – very familiar with such fresh cream cake-based perversions as the Double Cream Horn, the Chocolate Éclair Surprise and the Cost Accountant Fondant Fancy such thing
Cherry

It's An Outrage!

Do you - only too often - see news stories where people stridently claim 'It's an outrage!' about something you've never even noticed, let alone thought about before?

Rain

The rain will fall, we will forget The sun and all its burning light, Forget these long days of regret. The too hot nights are unpaid debts Against our time spent there, so slight.

Bicycle Clips

The indifferent herbaceous borders stare back with insufficient regard as to the overwhelming significance of our bespoke bicycle clips as they glitter and glister in the morning sunlight, as Maureen

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