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Forum topicABCtales and The Big Issue tcook1118 years 4 months ago

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Booger Wooger Booglie Woo

I slap the ground with great delight I slap the ground with sugar I run along the barrel path And shout out booger wooger I chew the ears off ancient...

Ye Old Hotdog

Ye Old Hotdog Wiggle stink stanky stew Smelly little man Get your winky spanking new Get it while you can

Eating Russia

Cranberry flavoured margarine Washed away my tears And mustard in a little black pot Swallowed up my fears I ate a pound of Stalingrad With half a...

Q) Putting up a tent in a strong breeze

Putting up a tent in a strong breeze rustle rustle clankety clank screwy screwy snap prongy pointy clangy clank foldy unfurl flap thready tighty...

V) The Typewriter Blues

The Typewriter Blues My finger's stuck in a typewriter it's stuck inside real tight I can't get it out of there I try with all my might maybe if I...

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