JadePanther
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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Collection | Bangers and Mash: A Boy's Journey through the Land Time Forgot | JadePanther | 0 | 11 years 6 months ago |
| Story | Texas vs. Oklahoma State | JadePanther | 0 | 11 years 8 months ago |
| Story | Me and Cindy | JadePanther | 0 | 11 years 8 months ago |
| Story | One Night at the Pub | JadePanther | 0 | 11 years 8 months ago |
| Story | My New Oldest Bed | JadePanther | 0 | 11 years 8 months ago |
| Story | Domestic Life | JadePanther | 0 | 11 years 8 months ago |
| Story | Domestic Life | JadePanther | 0 | 11 years 8 months ago |
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Domestic Life
"Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl...cause it hurts like hell." David Bowie is so fucking rad in this movie.
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Domestic Life
"Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl...cause it hurts like hell." David Bowie is so fucking rad in this movie.
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Texas vs. Oklahoma State
This is a chronicle of my weekend in Tunnbridge Wells (and an American Collegiate Fottball game), some profane language I am sitting at the Royal Wells Hotel, streaming the Texas game at 00:25. I am staying at a hotel down the street, but i have convinced the pasty faced girl at the front desk of the RW, to let me sit in their bar and listen to my passion. Dude, Texas is unlikely down 0-7, and I get pretty intense. But we're driving. Shit, 3rd and long. I have been relocated for the weekend. Yeah, VY runs for the first down and more...
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Me and Cindy
This story uses bad language (arts skills) and my be offensive to Orientals Second week, Thursday. In addition to bringing my ass over here to help with this new, sales initiative, my company decides to bring a person from the Eastern office. Her name is Cindy, she is Taiwanese; the real pronunciation of her name can only be heard or spoken by aquaticmammals. She is very nice, if I had to guess, only because i know her work history, I'd say 35. You know how, Asian women can either be 17 or 90, like over 90 you can sort of tell their age, but if they're 65, they might as well be 20. She speaks pretty good English but with a seriously awesome Asian flare. Like she will say "Learry." I'll be like, yeah in the Houston office we always include the industry code on each sales order (gosh, I know, riveting), and she's always like "Learry." Go ahead say it out loud, it helps me. When i was a kid, i used to say "Leyyow" or "Bayyet, " Ls and Ys gave me some trouble (please don't ask, why, as a child, i was constantly saying ballet). Well Cindy is not too good with her Rs and Ls. Keep this in mind for later.
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One Night at the Pub
This story is somewhat vulgar and completely without taste. So it is a Wednesday night and I'm feel'n alright, not normally do i go out looking for adventure during the middle of the week, but the night before I crashed, like a little bitch, at 6:30, from jet lag and exhaustion. So I have heard of this pub that everyone holds in high regard at work and around my hotel (which is also a pub). It is a place called the Wheatchester or Weatherfieldchester or Wefenchester, either way it starts with a W and ends with a chester. I decide I'll find this place, have a few pints and a sandwich. So I go downstairs to ask Deborah, my 50 year old balding friend of a bartender, where this wonderful pub is. Well Deborah was not there, but some guy was sitting at the bar, with a pretty awesome comb-over, i wait for Debby to swing around the edge and come and greet me, before that can happen I hear, "American, are you?" I look over and comb-over is staring at me.
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