Jane Hyphen

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StoryThe Strangers on the Trains ( Part 5) jolono1111 years 10 months ago
StoryGeorge and Spider Part Seven - Spider's Story Jane Hyphen211 years 10 months ago
StorySong of the Big Belly Oak skinner_jennifer3511 years 10 months ago
StoryNewborn pbdean311 years 10 months ago
StoryThe Story That Must be Told ( End) jolono3411 years 10 months ago
StoryGeorge and Spider Part Four - The Jules House Jane Hyphen211 years 10 months ago
StoryGo Feral! Jane Hyphen611 years 10 months ago
StoryShould You Really Have Shaved That Thing? The Talisman911 years 10 months ago
StoryThe Scrump Brother's Poem Thebighand5211 years 10 months ago
StoryGeorge and Spider Part Five - The Spooner's Return Jane Hyphen211 years 11 months ago
StoryI, Doody Claire God211 years 12 months ago
StoryGeorge and Spider Part Two - The Rob cont'd Jane Hyphen312 years 3 weeks ago

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You CAN Polish a Turd

There is a place in Ireland, Where it's said they can polish a turd. With rags and Vim; On spits they spin; With nosepegs on, The ladies smooth; With deftful fingers, And lightening moves,

The Bad News

The bad news came in spoken words Absurdities in deadpan tones My manners saved me from myself 'Well thanks,' I said, 'for all your help.' While inward beat a heavy drum

Cillit Bang

An illicit bang with Barry On his spotless kitchen floor His powerful Squirt Zero dirt What lady could want more? I've been watching you Barry Scott I know where you live

Vacant

Do you have a wandering mind? Are you one of the vacant kind? Do you drift and float away, When you're boss has something important to say? Take it from me there's no disgrace

George and Spider Part Nine - The Lawns Estate cont'd

'The big one?' said Spider, puzzled. 'Yes! Remember the big one, coming up? Winky Glowacki?'

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