Cillit Bang

An illicit bang with Barry
On his spotless kitchen floor
His powerful Squirt
Zero dirt
What lady could want more?
I've been watching you Barry Scott
I know where you live
A dirty flat in Eastbourne
A furred up kettle
A scaly bathtub
Soap scum and heavy metal
You lied to me Barry
Your dazzling smiles
Reflective tiles
I was with you from the start Barry
I mopped in your honour
Was enthralled by your purple vessel
They said it was too harsh, too powerful
That it could enter water courses
And bend genders
Well it bent mine
I'm going to drink it Barry
You lied to me Barry
You're furred up
And you've furred me up
I'm going to drink it Barry Scott
Goodbye