AceV

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I have 39 stories published in 6 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 19396 times

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A collection of stuff to do with humour I'll be writing up, aimed at cheering up those who are going through a rough patch, or who are just having a low day :)

My stories

I Hear You Have The Flu

By AceV on Sun, 09 Feb 2014

I hear you have the flu. Get well soon. Before you pass it on to me. I don't want it.
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Certificate PG

My Boyfriend Annoys Me

By AceV on Sun, 09 Feb 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, My boyfriend really winds me up sometimes with his habits. He misses the toilet when he pees. He leaves the toilet seat up. He...
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Certificate 12

Warped Personality.

By AceV on Thu, 06 Feb 2014

Child: I have a warped personality. Maybe it's because you're an alcoholic. Mum: No. I'm an alcoholic, because you have a warped personality.
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Certificate PG

I Got Jilted At The Altar

By AceV on Thu, 06 Feb 2014

Friend 1: I got jilted at the altar. Friend 2: So? Why would you think I gave a fuck?
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Certificate 15

You Shouldn't Have Swallowed That Football

By AceV on Thu, 06 Feb 2014

Sorry to hear you're in the hospital with a stomachache. You shouldn't have swallowed that Football. Only joking, congratulations on having a baby.
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Certificate PG

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