My Boyfriend Annoys Me

Dear Agony Uncle,

My boyfriend really winds me up sometimes with his habits. He misses the toilet when he pees. He leaves the toilet seat up. He clips his toenails all over the floor instead of putting them in the bin afterwards. He picks his nose and flicks the bogies everywhere. When I'm trying to eat my food he'll belch and fart loudly. When he has a shower or bath, he'll leave his dirty clothes on the floor for me to pick up. It's so annoying, and I was hoping you'd help.

From My-Boyfriend-Annoys-Me

Dear My-Boyfriend-Annoys-Me,

Why are you whinging at me? It sounds like to me that the poor boy is being nagged too much. Either quit nagging, or go to a woman with your problems. Don't bother me again.