AceV

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I have 39 stories published in 6 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 19367 times

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A collection of stuff to do with humour I'll be writing up, aimed at cheering up those who are going through a rough patch, or who are just having a low day :)

My stories

Steve Doesn't Respect Me Anymore

By AceV on Sat, 25 Jan 2014

(Phone rings, Bonnie picks up) Bonnie: "Hello? Molly: Hey, Molly here! How are you? Bonnie (Groans and says to herself) Oh no, what drama does she...
Humour
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Certificate PG

Broken leg

By AceV on Sat, 25 Jan 2014

Sorry to hear you've broken your leg. We know damn well you're doing it to get out of work. So we're expecting you tomorrow morning at 8:00 sharp
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

I Hate People

By AceV on Sat, 25 Jan 2014

Psychiatrist: So we're here today to talk about you hating people. Patient: What's there to talk about? I hate people. Simple as. Psychiatrist: Right...
Humour
Other
Certificate 15

Stomach Tumour

By AceV on Fri, 24 Jan 2014

Sorry to hear you're in the hospital and feeling unwell. Let's hope they get that tumour out of your stomach. If it's a boy, call it Damian, if it's...
Humour
Other
Certificate 15

Dear Worried-About-My-Penis

By AceV on Fri, 24 Jan 2014

Dear Agony Uncle, I have a personal problem to do with my body, and I wasn't sure who else to turn. I have a growth growing on my penis, and I have...
Humour
Other
Certificate 15

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