AceV

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I have 39 stories published in 6 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 19435 times

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A collection of stuff to do with humour I'll be writing up, aimed at cheering up those who are going through a rough patch, or who are just having a low day :)

My stories

Russian Roulette

By AceV on Thu, 30 Jan 2014

I don't like russian roulette. It gives me a headache.
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

Whole Bottle Of Wine

By AceV on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Friend 1: I broke up with my boyfriend today. Friend 2: Did you? I drank a whole bottle of wine to myself today
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

I'm The Psychiatrist.

By AceV on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Psychiatrist: It's says here you made this appointment for yourself. Any problem or problems in particular you wish to express? Patient: What? No. I'...
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

Tooth Fairy

By AceV on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Dentist: So you say you want all your teeth out? Patient: Yes please. Dentist: Right, open wide please. (Patient opens their mouth wide.) Dentist:...
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

Roses Are Red

By AceV on Mon, 27 Jan 2014

Roes are red. Violets are blue. My love for you is like a poo. I've flushed it down the toilet. It's not me, it's you. You're a complete bitch. Happy...
Humour
Other
Certificate 12

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