anonymouszebra
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I have 11 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 9087 times
and 4 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Anya
My stories
Warning: Don't Read
This is a warning to whoever would like to read this book, or, to be frank, any other material described as 'literary'. It is highly dangerous. The lab tests haven't come back yet, but I'm sure they'll find conclusive evidence that books are, in fact, toxic. They are the bi-product of evil, a secret weapon of mass destruction that no-one has thought to wield - but a library in the wrong hands could easily compromise the safety of Earth's inhabitants.
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- 815 reads
No Jokes About Lemont
...he was Stanley Lemont, just moved, eight years old and (he said this with an uncharacteristic snarl which Miss Neelam did not like) NO JOKES ABOUT LEMONT...
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- 888 reads
Borrowed Bathtime
A philosophical bathime is interrupted by irritated thought.
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- 860 reads
Faking It
She must be fucking deaf, I think. I've been yelling for the past ten minutes and she hasn't turned around.
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October Did It
...October is a terrible month. The can-do attitude fails miserably, your boss is in an even crappier mood than the weather (which has decided to howl in protest to the end of summer and blow up any skirts or dresses you might wish to wear) and it's getting colder. It's unexpectedly cold, and you don't really see it coming until you're stuck in bed with a migraine, tea, and tissues positioned in an orbit around you...
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- 865 reads