brighteyes
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I have 257 stories published in
13 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 238869 times
and 66 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
There will be paint
Aladdin's motivational speech series 'Rub For Success' went well for a while.
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- 701 reads
Deus Vult
Don't you ask me why your cat's back broke; your cactus choked; you woke at five again. Can't tell you, any more than I can predict when you, me or Aunt Marie'll croak.
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- 626 reads
The English venture abroad
I have gun please. Shake hands release devil? My herpes loves you. Magnificent whore stew, thanks. Your shoe makes child. Our Queen wild transsexual! Your styled hair's gay.
Accepting a drink because you want a drink
Does this cloud-maned beauty see how I ironed this shirt, pressing mercilessly until the ionised water evaporated? Does he understand how long it took to shape
Losing my abecedary
Age 11. I got boobs early. Behind the boating lake, past curfew. Bloody. I needed cider. Dani, year 10. Bitch told everyone I had an acorn. My father. Guess that doesn't count.
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- 605 reads