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I have 70 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 79275 times and 16 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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R. Eric Swanepoel

My stories

Women, concerned about your appearance?

Why are so many women worried about their looks, their weight, their clothes...? I attempt to answer this question after coming across a young lady in distress... Yesterday evening (22 July 2006) I was out in Edinburgh with a friend. At the end of the night we found ourselves in the Meadow Bar ( http://www.meadowbar.co.uk/ ) . I was vaguely aware of a couple sitting behind me, in full view of my friend. I didn't notice the guy, and didn't see the woman's face but do remember catching a glimpse of her from the rear...
Cherry

The Battle Of The Sexes Beggars Belief.

The English language is exceptionally rich, allowing both precision and ambiguity. The sexes use language differently. Women can be very hard for men to understand. This poem explores the linguistic battle of the sexes.

Open letter to Bob Geldof

A letter to Sir Bob congratulating him on raising awareness of global poverty but suggesting a change of tactics.

Wow, they have arrived!

No Hope In New Jersey play Manchester?s Dry Bar on 15 April 2005, reviewed by R. Eric Swanepoel ( http://www.beinghappy.info )

Moon starvation

"some take gown most moon fast" - Do unseparated fridge-magnet words make sense&;#063;

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