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upset words & triangle pancakes

By delapruch on Mon, 06 Jun 2011

“Most of these critics are usually frustrated artists, and they criticise other people's art because they can't do it themselves. It's a really disgusting job.” -Rosanna Arquette
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the retail warehouse worker

By delapruch on Sun, 05 Jun 2011

most often someone who won’t work in sales, or on the floor in any manner because they can’t stand customers, the retail warehouse worker may not have the social graces
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The Absence of Ulterior Motive

By delapruch on Sun, 05 Jun 2011

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jack k.

By delapruch on Sun, 05 Jun 2011

“When history looks back, it will prove what I'll die knowing.” -Dr. Jacob “Jack” Kevorkian b. May 26, 1928 d. June 3, 2011
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the panty melter (in the absence of substance)

By delapruch on Sat, 04 Jun 2011

Barry: Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall. -High Fidelity (2000)
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