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Daniel Hallington
A repository of all my creative writing works... so far!
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My Ego
God, I'm good. Bl'm'n brilliant, I am! I mean, at everything, y'know?
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Live Surgery!
'What kind of a Surgeon's Assistant are you?' I said to my girlfriend, as we left the house. 'I'm not a Surgeon's Assistant,' she said, as she handed me the keys. 'Hence why I don't have a scalpel.' 'Fair point,' said I, as we trotted merrily on our way to Sainsburys. On the way to Sainsburys, we came upon a junction. A junction with a sign. A sign upon a signpost, attached to which were three other signs, which gave distances and directions to various places. But the sign which our eyes had alighted upon read thus... [ Live Surgery! 2 Miles! This Way! ] 'Live Surgery?' said I. '2 miles?' 'Curious,' said my girlfriend.
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Larry & Mick Get Caught Stalking Tony Robinson
Larry & Mick were amateur archaeologists. This will be news to some, but not to others. It will be news to those who have not read previous Larry & Mick stories pertaining to the fact. If you are one of these people, then shame on you! Either way... Larry & Mick liked to watch Time Team . But not for its archaeological content. 'Pah!' they would say. 'How can you dig up a 3000 year old fencepost and claim it represents a cornerstone of civilization?' 'Nice pun there, friend Larry.' 'Thank you, friend Mick.' So no, they did not watch Time Team for its archaeological content.
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Larry & Mick Compliment Each Other on Their Hairstyles
'That's a mighty fine haircut you've got there, Larry.'
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Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon
'Do you remember when we built a rocket to the moon, friend Mick?' 'Ahh, those heady days of youth...' 'How old were we then?' 'We were fourteen, friend Larry.' 'Fourteen years of age and misunderstood.' 'Even I didn't understand us.' 'Well you always were a bit slow...'
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